The Taco Club is an elite club of people that enjoy tacos. If you don't like tacos, please go to disney.com because that's where babies would probably like to go... We wouldn't know though, cause we're not babies like you probably...
As recent talks between Taco Club Romania and Taco Club International Institute heat up, the shareholders need time to assess the hostile takeover buyout proposal on the table of "nearly" $1.13.
This takes into account the almost $0.85 TCII has generated in ad revenue for this quarter. All the shareholders need to be available on Monday 3/17/08 at 11:30am in the local branch venue to discuss.
We will be discussing the Q1 goals for T.C.I.I
Here are our Q1 goals and the work we need to do together to ensure we achieve them.
Growth: Growth is good. It means things are growing. This is good. Growing things is good. Like taco ingredients.
Target: Targets are on like bow and arrow stuff. We need to get within 1,825,000 millimeters of putting the hot sauce on each taco. And the toilet target needs to be within 2 feet of the toilet. If we can do this, the 1st Quarter, our bonus payout would be 100% on this metric. If you flood the toilet in the 1st Quarter would result in a 150% bonus payout on this metric.
TACOBIDAH for this quarter needs to see 0.0000000000001% increase to be profitable. We’re still flailing at 2 cents. Here are the latest numbers:
472 | 5 | 1.06% | $0.05 | $0.02 |
Meeting Agenda:
11:30AM - Taco Anthem (Played by the noted high tenor farter - Gary Alphonse Haven)
11:35AM - Eat Tacos (no burritos, just tacos, no no burritos, just tacos!)
11:36 AM - Awkward silence
11:37 AM - GAMES
11:40 AM - Milkshake fight
11:50 PM - Vespers
We will be discussing budgets for 2008 –
A few keynote items to budget for:
Tacos
Taco blogs
Taco things
Taco bras
Taco bracelets that we used to make in like 3rd grade.
Taco “meat”