Taco meeting Friday 1/25/08

We will be discussing the Q1 goals for T.C.I.I

 

Here are our Q1 goals and the work we need to do together to ensure we achieve them.

Growth:  Growth is good.  It means things are growing.  This is good.  Growing things is good.  Like taco ingredients.

Target:  Targets are on like bow and arrow stuff.  We need to get within 1,825,000 millimeters of putting the hot sauce on each taco.  And the toilet target needs to be within 2 feet of the toilet.  If we can do this, the 1^st Quarter, our bonus payout would be 100% on this metric.  If you flood the toilet in the 1^st Quarter would result in a 150% bonus payout on this metric. 

TACOBIDAH for this quarter needs to see 0.0000000000001% increase to be profitable.  We’re still flailing at 2 cents.  Here are the latest numbers:

tacoclub. blogspot. com

472

5

1.06%

$0.05

$0.02

 

Taco Club meeting today at 11:30

Meeting Agenda:

 

11:30AM   - Taco Anthem (Played by the noted high tenor farter - Gary Alphonse Haven)

11:35AM   - Eat Tacos (no burritos, just tacos, no no burritos, just tacos!)

11:36 AM  - Awkward silence

11:37 AM  - GAMES

11:40 AM  - Milkshake fight

11:50 PM  - Vespers

 

tacoclub meeting to convene today in 7 minutes -

We will be discussing budgets for 2008 –

 

A few keynote items to budget for:

Tacos

Taco blogs

Taco things

Taco bras

Taco bracelets that we used to make in like 3^rd grade.

Taco “meat”