Predating even the Nicene Creed (formulated in AD 325), the Taco Creed is one of society’s oldest creeds. First recited by Abraham while in a taco coma in a cave in the
The Taco Creed:
“The Taco is all. The Taco is good. The Taco is one minus one for two at participating locations.”
(For you ignoramuses out there: A creed is a statement or confession of belief. It signifies a “token” by which persons of like beliefs might recognize each other.)
2 comments:
You mean one minus a hundredth? That's the true creed. You are obviously a taco heretic. Your meat will burn etc. Smiting!
The true creed? Let's see some references buddy. Did you graduate from Taco U? Do a little exegetical study on the history of the Taco Creed? Dedicate 10 years of your life to a deeper understanding of the taco and its innards? Maybe attended the 1982 Ron L Hubbard seminar on aliens and their link to the Taco?
I DON'T THINK SO. One minus a hundredth reeks of Nerdy Math University for Taco Haters.
- May your lettuce be crisp, your tomato cubes firm, and your meat spicy. ~Taco Lover 37AD
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